Thus Spoke Zarnoldthustra
Today was eventful

I went out and mowed the lawn.

Went and had lunch at Norm’s… no not him, unfortunately it was this.
…I watched a toddler almost choke to death on a french-fry at Norm’s, and all I could do was gawk. The kid ended up throwing up and everyone in the restaurant acted as if nothing happened.

 After that, I went and bought these fucking amazing things.

Came home and washed the dishes.

Oh, and Osama died.