February 2012
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January 2012
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December 2011
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November 2011
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October 2011
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Oct 31st
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How you know I'm a cheap bastard
I am an amateur guitar player (which means I’m complete crap). About two months ago my A string snapped. I didn’t have any leftover spares. I just ordered new strings.  I have been playing a crippled guitar everyday for the last two months.  And I have just bought new strings. 
Oct 15th
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Oct 12th
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Oct 12th
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Oct 10th
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Oct 4th
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svnnh: zarnoldpalmer replied to your photo: There’s a lot of nails on Tumblr today. What makes… “BORTHER” BROTHER. BORTHER. BOR-HEIM. My faavert Sitser evar!
Oct 3rd
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September 2011
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Sep 25th
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“Oh pointy birds, Oh pointy pointy, Anoint my head, Anointy-nointy”
– John Lillison
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August 2011
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July 2011
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June 2011
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Jun 17th
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I also found the vid of the snapping turtle...
Just devouring rats. Shredding them to pieces. Most were still alive after the first bite… upper-halves trying to swim away. I will not be posting it because I now feel queasy, and am at least polite enough to let you look for it on your own. but in its place I give you this oldy-but-goody.
Jun 17th
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May 2011
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May 25th
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Raptor Jesus gonna save my soul tonight →
May 21st
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May 12th
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Programing: All you need to know
number_based_hatred = input(‘how much do you hate this shit?’); initial_hatred = 1; for initial_hatred=1:number_based_hatred    fprintf(‘I fucking hate this shit this much\n’); end
May 10th
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May 7th
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I just got internetted →
Well I don’t know if I should be proud if I made it in to the elite ranks of GPOYW-hall-of-famedom, but I am… sort of. At least it’s a cute picture of me. 
May 6th
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May 5th
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Operation Greasy Bastard
Don’t judge me but… I’m starting to think shampoo is overrated. I am going to conduct an experiment on myself by not washing my hair, and seeing how long it takes before I look/feel disgusting. Who knows! I might just look like every other hipster in LA.
May 3rd
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May 2nd
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Today was eventful
I went out and mowed the lawn. Went and had lunch at Norm’s… no not him, unfortunately it was this. …I watched a toddler almost choke to death on a french-fry at Norm’s, and all I could do was gawk. The kid ended up throwing up and everyone in the restaurant acted as if nothing happened.  After that, I went and bought these fucking amazing things. Came home and washed...
May 2nd
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May 1st